February 2010
1 post
January 2010
3 posts
“If Back to the Future were made today (in 2010), Marty would have travelled...”
– kottke (via thatisawesome)
Sometimes
Sometimes I smoke in my dreams. I feel really guilty about it when I wake up.
Sometimes I see things that I’ve written, but don’t realize immediately that I was the writer, and I think, “Sweet! Someone else finally sees things my way!” which is only a little less pathetic than, “YAY! SOMEONE FINALLY AGREES WITH ME!”
Sometimes I manage to look out a window on a...
November 2009
1 post
July 2009
2 posts
Dealing with the Socialist Threat in America
IT’S UNDER OUR NOSES!! Consistently in the American Media, most forcefully in bumper stickers, and constantly in conversation, are we dealing with the now aged threat of SOCIALISM! Since we first started fighting the commies, taking up the argued fight of Adolf Hitler and his poorly calculated war with Soviet Russia, we have invariably vilified the threat. Socialism, the idea that the...
June 2009
1 post
May 2009
2 posts
April 2009
5 posts
Hey Lauren!
Texas sucks you crusty little whore.
Sins of a Solar Empire
I’ve been really busy as of late, what with homework and my recurring addiction to Sins of a Solar Empire. If you don’t know, Sins (as it is often called) is probably the best real time strategy game of all time. Yes, better than your favorite -arcraft. Better than Homeworld. The depth and scope of the game is just unbelievable and the game sucks me in for hours at a time. Recently...
Speaking of poems, Hannah.
There will be a test on quatrains, Here is a loaded gun, don’t fuck it up. That would royally suck. Worse than a fucking quatrain.
growingup:
I had to write one today. A quatrain, or a 4-line poem. Then we had to write a classic quatrain next to it, and have a classmate try to figure out which one was ours and which was by a classic poet.
Mine: I hate quatrains. Fuck this quatrain. If we...
I'm completely unappreciated in my time
I wrote a nice parody article for the Beloit College newspaper. It was rejected. Like most of my work here. Here’s the article in full.
Greek Life Doubles Overnight Seven New Greek Houses in the Fall of 2009. Beloit College has always maintained a steady fascination with all things greek life going back to the latter half of the 19th century and the establishment of Beta Theta Pi. At one...
March 2009
159 posts
“Voltron with Lions > Voltron with vehicles. THIS IS SCIENCE AND YOU...”
– wilw
i hate bono
I took LSD and went to the Shedd Aquarium once, we got stuck in traffic for two hours because of the Chicago marathon, and then when it started moving I looked and saw that either Bono or a Bono-impersonator was singing beside the road. I screamed at my girlfriend to stop the car because I was, you know, going to murder him, but she wouldn’t stop and I had to just rage in my seatbelt.
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Functional Alcoholism - Progress Report
I’m such a failure. I can’t even start drinking myself to death with any regularity. You’d think I wouldn’t be able to fuck something up like becoming a drunken wastrel, but I have. I stopped drinking nothing but beer yesterday.
My rejected graduation speech
Dear Senior Class and other people who have wasted enormous amounts of time hence money to be here, Today has been blown out of proportion to the inth degree, whatever inth happens to be. My mother says it. Blame her, she’s out there. Some people call this a graduation, but I prefer to think of it as a great liberation. Some of us have chosen to prolong this with ‘grad school’,...
Decisions
I have decided to become a functional alcoholic and as a result, I am now trying to drink beer as often as possible. This is in addition to being a functional pothead, which I will continue. I do however plan on quitting smoking tobacco sometime soon probably after I graduate.
How Much Do You Owe?
I owe $860 and I have never been arrested or in jail.
ponei666:
killingbambi:
youveinspiredme:
typewriterblues:
I owe $740. What about you?
angiesworld:
1. Smoked pot — $10 2. Did acid — $5 3. Ever had sex at church — $25 4. Woke up in the morning and didn’t know who was next to you —$40 5. Had sex with someone you met on Internet — $25 6. Had sex for money — $100 7. Ever had sex with a...
