MURMAIDER - an Angry Fish

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Mar 30 2009 ∞

i hate bono

I took LSD and went to the Shedd Aquarium once, we got stuck in traffic for two hours because of the Chicago marathon, and then when it started moving I looked and saw that either Bono or a Bono-impersonator was singing beside the road. I screamed at my girlfriend to stop the car because I was, you know, going to murder him, but she wouldn’t stop and I had to just rage in my seatbelt.

sugarcreamcandy:

hate hate hate

He is so fucking pretentious. U2 is so high on their own stink

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