MURMAIDER - an Angry Fish

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Apr 07 2009 ∞

Speaking of poems, Hannah.

There will be a test on quatrains,
Here is a loaded gun, don’t fuck it up.
That would royally suck.
Worse than a fucking quatrain.

growingup:

I had to write one today. A quatrain, or a 4-line poem. Then we had to write a classic quatrain next to it, and have a classmate try to figure out which one was ours and which was by a classic poet.

Mine:
I hate quatrains.
Fuck this quatrain.
If we have a test on quatrains,
I’ll fucking kill myself.

The other poem I used was the first stanza of an Emily Dickinson poem.

My partner picked out which one was mine. ):

I may edit it a little before turning it in.

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